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Супруги собираются купить автомобиль. На «смотрины» они приходят вдвоем. Жену особенно прельщает низкая цена. Хозяин нахваливает своего «железного коня» и убеждает супругов его купить.
Через пару дней супруги выезжают на своем автомобиле. На соседней улице мотор глохнет и больше не поддается ни на какие «уговоры». Муж и жена, чертыхаясь, толкают свою машину к ремонтной мастерской. Муж говорит:
– Тот козел, который продал нам свою машину, кое в чем был прав.
– В чем именно? – спрашивает жена.
– В том, что эта машина почти не расходует бензина.
Давайте выпьем за то, чтобы мы всегда имели в виду, что старый автомобиль – не новый автомобиль, и располагали возможностями для покупки нового автомобиля!
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Пожилой мужчина стоял на автобусной остановке, к нему подошел молодой человек и спросил: «Который час?». Мужчина на это никак не отреагировал. Парень повторил свой вопрос. Опять молчание. Крепко выругавшись, незнакомец ушел.
Стоявший рядом человек недовольно поинтересовался:
— Ну что за манера, почему вы не ответили молодому человеку?
— Я скажу вам, почему. Вот я стою здесь сам по себе и жду автобуса. Ко мне подходит парень и хочет узнать время. Допустим, я отвечу. Тогда у нас может завязаться беседа, и он предложит: «Давай выпьем по рюмочке». Затем мы выпьем по одной и еще. Потом я предложу ему перекусить, и мы отправимся ко мне домой, пожарим себе на кухне колбасу с яйцами. В это время войдет моя дочь, и он влюбится в нее, а она — в него. Через некоторое время они поженятся. Но зачем же такой зять, который не может приобрести себе часы.
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In an apparent reaction to Greens criticism of Abbott's record on renewable energy subsidies, Tony Windsor, Greens' energy spokesman for the NSW government, said: "The carbon price is not a 'green' tax. It is a carbon tax by the very definition - the carbon tax takes into account economic loss rather than the greenhouse gas emissions generated in the construction of a new power plant."

Greenpeace Australia described the policy as "one of the worst carbon fees in the world".

The Coalition has taken a softer line on the issue, but has not yet ruled out introducing an emissions trading scheme in the same way the Abbott government does.

"We've indicated we will introduce a carbon price on electricity generation in Australia," Mr Abbott said at a press conference on Wednesday. "I want to be sure that we understand the complexity of the issue, and are as accurate and fair as is possible in doing it."
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11:54 am - 12 March 2014

In a new report issued today by the Institute of Public Affairs, the Government Accountability Office reveals that over 2 million roads in the U.S. were either built or extended using Federal funds.

That is more road than were built in India last year (2.3 million miles), Canada (1.9 million), and France (1.8 million) combined.

The report is a sobering reminder that roads, like any other sector, need to be funded.

The report does not conclude that Federal funds have not been abused, however. Instead, the findings point to a long term trend in how our government collects and spends money in a system that will eventually result in a $12.6 trillion debt.

Why we pay for roads with money we give away

While the report looks at Federal money being spent directly or indirectly on the U.S. roads, it also highlights how money is being spent that is not clearly directed toward the road network.


The report states that "Government agencies generally fund projects with a portion of their projects funding using funds from the National Road Map (NMR), which is in effect 'grant-in-lieu-of-grant' or'revenue sharing.'"

So, while the Government Accountability Office doesn't directly admit that Federal agencies are receiving millions of dollars of State and local grants, the findings are clear: the Federal Government has not been investing in roads, so in effect, Federal money is being funneled toward state and local governments without the benefit of a balanced approach between highway funding and road safety.


The report further explains how funding to road design and maintenance is a growing concern within the Federal Government, adding that

"These projects have been a growing concern due to concerns regarding high levels of complexity and the high cost of providing the infrastructure."


To find out why the Government Accountability Office thinks our Government has been shortchanging the Federal Government on roads, listen to the interview below.


AUSTIN, TX — May 3, 2014 – State officials and local leaders from various parts of Texas gathered this week to discuss how to develop a consensus transportation planning plan that recognizes the need for increased transportation infrastructure investment and the value of public transportation.


Facts and Figures: States and local leaders

Source: 2012 State Transportation Policy Report by the Texas State Capitol Bureau of Governmental Affairs, Texas Transportation and Development Agency, Texas Association of Governments, Texas Transportation Council, Texas Association of Governments, Texas Community and Community Planning Association, Texas Transportation Commission, Texas Transportation Improvement Agency, Texas Commission for Environmental Quality.

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